
note: my mother was half asleep when she answered so don't judge her!
Me: Explain your job to me!
Mrs. Lawyer: You try to get people out of jail.
Me: What kinda lawyer are you?
Mrs. Lawyer: Criminal defense
Me: How long have you been working as a lawyer?
Mrs. Lawyer: 15 years
Me: Whats the most exciting thing that's ever happened to you while you have been a lawyer?
Mrs. Lawyer: Winning trials
Me: Are you half asleep because of all the hard work you put into working?
Mrs. Lawyer: I had a long day in Arraignments
Me: What's that supposed to mean?
Mrs. Lawyer: Its when you try to get people out of jail. And the first time a client sees a judge after they are arrested.
Me: Are you tired of being interviewed?
Mrs. Lawyer: It's okay.
Me: If there was one thing you could tell future lawyers, what would it be?
Mrs. Lawyer: "Don't be a lawyer"
Me: If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could only bring one thing, what would it be?
Mrs. Lawyer: Desalination machine (something to take the salt out of the sea water so i could drink and not die).
Me: Is there anything else you would like to tell these Bloggers?
Mrs. Lawyer: I'm tired, let's go to bed...zzz zzz zzz
Me: What kinda lawyer are you?
Mrs. Lawyer: Criminal defense
Me: How long have you been working as a lawyer?
Mrs. Lawyer: 15 years
Me: Whats the most exciting thing that's ever happened to you while you have been a lawyer?
Mrs. Lawyer: Winning trials
Me: Are you half asleep because of all the hard work you put into working?
Mrs. Lawyer: I had a long day in Arraignments
Me: What's that supposed to mean?
Mrs. Lawyer: Its when you try to get people out of jail. And the first time a client sees a judge after they are arrested.
Me: Are you tired of being interviewed?
Mrs. Lawyer: It's okay.
Me: If there was one thing you could tell future lawyers, what would it be?
Mrs. Lawyer: "Don't be a lawyer"
Me: If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could only bring one thing, what would it be?
Mrs. Lawyer: Desalination machine (something to take the salt out of the sea water so i could drink and not die).
Me: Is there anything else you would like to tell these Bloggers?
Mrs. Lawyer: I'm tired, let's go to bed...zzz zzz zzz

I think its awesome how someone so smart could come up with something so obvious, but its still such an awesome quote that is sooooo true. Yeah, so thats what I'm thinkin bout right now...





