Interview with a Lawyer (AKA my mother)

note: my mother was half asleep when she answered so don't judge her!

Me: Explain your job to me!

Mrs. Lawyer: You try to get people out of jail.
Me: What kinda lawyer are you?
Mrs. Lawyer: Criminal defense
Me: How long have you been working as a lawyer?
Mrs. Lawyer: 15 years
Me: Whats the most exciting thing that's ever happened to you while you have been a lawyer?
Mrs. Lawyer: Winning trials
Me: Are you half asleep because of all the hard work you put into working?
Mrs. Lawyer: I had a long day in Arraignments
Me: What's that supposed to mean?
Mrs. Lawyer: Its when you try to get people out of jail. And the first time a client sees a judge after they are arrested.
Me: Are you tired of being interviewed?
Mrs. Lawyer: It's okay.
Me: If there was one thing you could tell future lawyers, what would it be?
Mrs. Lawyer: "Don't be a lawyer"
Me: If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could only bring one thing, what would it be?
Mrs. Lawyer: Desalination machine (something to take the salt out of the sea water so i could drink and not die).
Me: Is there anything else you would like to tell these Bloggers?
Mrs. Lawyer: I'm tired, let's go to bed...zzz zzz zzz